Zombie killing assault rifle

Zombie killing assault rifle:

This isn't the first time we've seen a chainsaw bayonet on a rifle, but it is the first time we've seen a commercially available one specifically for zombie slaying. Introducing the DoubleStar Zombie-X AK-47. It means business. Me? I mean pleasure.

The DoubleStar Zombie-X AK-47 is a weapon specially customized to battle zombie hordes by attaching a battery-charged chainsaw to the end of the barrel, as well as a EOTech Zombie Stopper XPS2-Z Holographic Sight which puts a biohazard symbol on your target instead of the classic red dot. DoubleStar hasn't announced when or if this will go on sale, but its less fancy DSC Zombie Slayer predecessor sells for $1,249.99, so the Zombie-X is likely to be a bit pricier.

So I've been thinking about it, and I've decided I don't really want to live through a zombie apocalypse. It would be a long, hard, fight -- and for what? Hoping that after it's all over you can repopulate the planet with the one chick that survived? What if she's ugly? What if no chicks survive and it's just you and a buddy? Would you be willing to take one for the team and repopulate the planet with him? "How is that even possible?" Well they're not gonna kill all the storks!

Hit the jump for a brief demo of the I'm tired of fighting, I'm just gonna throw myself into a volcano.

source :geekologie